She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
sarah just described his penis as "like bong-girth." I'm gunna go for it.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
Easy. Go to walmart, buy a bag of charcoal. everyone gets a present and it's cheap.
shit i just threw up on a freshman
i don't know if i should laugh or feel bad..
nevermind it was a sophmore, laugh.
I'm pmsing pretty hard.. .just cried 3 times while eating a Hershey bar dipped in peanut butter
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