: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
you just stared at your feet and said some shit about the molecules dancing and how you had just solved physics.
i just taught a 3 year ld how to do a jager bomb, i cant wait to have kids
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
YES. YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX WITH ME WHILE I SING LES MIS.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
She said "we just have chemistry" ... I wanted to say "no, you just have a vagina."
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
Did you clean my apartment?
I thought it was a dream, I'm sorry
Please stay more often
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