We need to find a way to make penises more like hookahs.
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
Do you think he woke up this morning, looked at you, and then regretted everything?
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
I wanna die of smoke inhalation. In a huge teepee. Or one of those big things kids in kindergarten have that you throw up in the air then sit inside of.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
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