This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Currently listening to 'Just Put it in Your Mouth.' remember when i went through that phase?
i'm so bored i'm watching porn for fun. not even jacking off or anything. just watching.
I just got three quarters of the way there before I realized I was way too stoned for class so I bought a smoothie and walked home.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
just had a memory of me telling homeless mark that it was the year of the bunny and he said "you da bunny, girl"
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
I just realized, I'm going to be on my period for the end of the world. FUCK.
Why am I feeling up grandma?!
I'm really glad a picture of you as an infant followed this text.
Made it just outside my dorm and yack on the front dirt. Wave to a dad thats staring, continue on my way.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
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