i thought she was just hairy. i didn't know she was also a man.
would you object to me following you around all the time with a video camera and selling it to TV? Your life could make me millions.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
you spent the like half the night trying to figure out the puzzles on the back of the captn crunch box
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
If he can forgive your lousy blowjobs, you can ignore his terrible driving.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
you said I shouldn't try to fill the void in my meaningless life with dicks but i am trying and it totally works
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Can we just get drunk and watch the Birdcage please I have no tolerance for straight men today
Never start off a conversation with "speaking of STD's..."
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
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