brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
the girl next to me in class is drinking a margarita out of a slurpee cup. i know your going to ask how i know its a margarita and the answer is i can smell the tequila. i never want to leave this place
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I feel if a girl leaves my house the next morning feeling degraded and in desparate need of a shower, then I have succeeded.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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