drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
New major. Tourism Management. I dont know what it is but it sounds like something all the stupid slutty failed business management majors do.
just 'accidentally' changed my relationship status to 'in an open relationship' just to see what offers I might get if I were to dump him. it's not looking good
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
Did the game of beer pong go wrong before or after the cops and fire department showed up?
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
Mass text to all of my back up boy toys. First one here wins. Mama needs some.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
I'm done being subtle here. MOVE INTO MY EXTRA BEDROOM SO WE CAN FUCK WHENEVER AND NOT HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT FINDING PEOPLE TO HAVE CASUAL SEX WITH.
you live like 200 miles from me and I have two years of school left
goddamnit stop pointing out all the flaws in my plan
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
hey, so i dont know your name. but im guessing we had sex last night. seeing that you're in my phone as "had sex time thursty thursday guy"
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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