the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
They live across the street from a school baseball field so they have porter potties across the street and let's just say that I'm grateful they exist
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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