Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
First drunken handjob: not successful. Second handjob, mostly sober: much better. Nightly news brought to you by me.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
adding to the list of how to lure in freshman boys: take dogs for a walk, yell at them from across the street, sit on the curb at 3 in the morning sobbing
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
I got dressed on his front steps, peed on his neighbors lawn, then did a shoeless walk of shame home at 5am...
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
I have an interview tomorrow! The couple we regularly swing with said I could use them as references. Winning
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
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