Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
its not stalking. its research.
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Omg he has a washer and dryer IN his apartment and lots of back up toilet paper. I went home with an adult. My uterus is pumping out eggs beyond my control.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
Randomize
