We fucked twice, I went to the bathroom to freshen up, and came back to him playing "Your Body is A Wonderland" on his guitar naked in my bed.
i either just walked in on pete wacking off to webmd or he was checking his dick for herpes
She told me she cured her bulemia by popping hydrocodone after she ate. that way she would be rewarded for not puking. I like the way she thinks
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Also, our mothers are placing bets on which of us will get pregnant first.
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
A guy was over-the-skirt fingering me on the dance floor and I stopped him to sensually rap in his ear. So that was my Halloweekend
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
Does the term "on fleek" apply to dicks or just eyebrows?
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
You cuddled up under the blanket because you said it smelled like Santa and vodka.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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