whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
I thought we were but then I freaked myself out. So I kind of geared him up for take off and then cancelled the launch
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm going to book club and then I'm going to get laid. Being in your 20s ain't so bad sometimes.
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
I’m going to lick a fucking door knob when this shit is all over
Probably Waffle House
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