i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
Supposedly i was taking multiple birth control pills while screaming dot judge me. Never going back
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Every fourth of July I get sentimental when I think back to the one where we drove around baked off our asses crashing multiple cookouts listening to Team America's "America, Fuck Yea" on repeat. I miss us.
he ate me out on his front porch at dawn. i orgasmed when the sun began to rise. most romantic morning booty call ever.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
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