just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
I sharted in my sleep... I didnt even think that was possible.
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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