Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
If I die tonight, I want you to know that your sister is awesome in bed
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
I dont know why people are racist. Both the mexicans and the irish gave us holidays where everyone drinks on a wednesday.
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
Let's get the cat blown out
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
Wow. I want to climb Santa. You've made my mind go places I wasn't prepared to explore.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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