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The project manager just came into talk to me for the first time and I had justed googled best drum solo ever and couldn't X out of the screen.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
Never let him bartend when he's tripping. He sprinkled a ton of mexican shredded cheese over a jack and coke and called in a Monterey Jack Daniels.
Would you like to partake in getting high as fuck with your best friend and then proceeding to cry over the shit head guys we deal with?
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
I tried to think of the best possible thing I could do for my 30th birthday, and the finalist is "get a clit ring"
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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