I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
why would you automatically assume i'm high...
you just told me you're eating the powder of a lemonade mix.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
It just makes sense. It's like I end a relationship, and wash myself of sin... with tequila.
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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