Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Got back to find Sarah in her underwear eating peanut butter and watching Arrested Development with the thermostat at eighty.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
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