her vagine was all disorganized.
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
wrong asian. never thought that would happen.
Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
You know it's NBA season when you compare head to 3 pointers.
Currently sifting through all the dick pics and nudes for a picture of my dad and I to post on social media for Father's Day...
Randomize
