now i know why i became what i already was.
Just saw a guy wearing pink jeans and i bet he's straight. Fuck 2009.
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
I just saw that cheerleader from u of arkansas that I hooked up with over spring break on espn. My parents would be so proud.
Also, what is a socially acceptable way to introduce a crossbow in public?
Rush week is fine, only the t-shirts are white and if it rains, the frat boys in their lawn chairs will be treated to 800 freshmen girls in their first wet tshirt contest.
Welcome to college.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
I'm going through our high school yearbook trying to find what boys I want to hook up with this summer. We graduated four years ago. That's a problem.
THE PRUIS IN YOUR DRIVEWAY IS NOT YOURS
excuse me?
I accidentally borrowed your spare keys a while ago...i just tried them...that, my friend, is not your car.
A blind guy just told me that even he could see i was gay and encouraged me to chat up the girl behind that counter bc he thinks we'd make a cute couple. Are all Canadians this helpful?!
He put rainforest music on before we had sex I felt like I was in the Amazon
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
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