I told him I'm not paying rent anymore because he's seen my boobs.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
Update: I just threw up in between cars in the parking lot of magic kingdom.
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