That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
he fingered my asshole thinking it was my vag...I couldn't bring myself to tell him, mostly from shame for me and pity for him
out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
How do I recover from singing "your body is a wonderland" on his voicemail?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
He just texted me from the outside of the hospital. He called the fat broad in the bar mrs snuffleupagus about 60 times and she broke a bottle of blackberry brandy over his head.
He dared me to drink a bottle of olive oil in exchange for a 30 pack... So much for loosing the freshman fifteen this year.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
If muffins & morning blowjobs don't make him happy, frankly, I don't think anything will.
Our sub is singing "i believe i can fly" after yelling at the class this whole time and this is really hella weird
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Got any extra dick over there? I’m running low
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