can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
no guy is ever going to take you seriously as a potential marriage prospect unless you learn to swallow
why does the wii remote smell like your vag?
He literally stopped in the middle of sex to look up sex positions on his iPhone...
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
i woke up and saw you were brushing his hair naked. I can never pass out around you, man.
If there is a ladylike way to throw up in your favorite toilet, I just did it.
I had to switch coats with someone at work because you can see the giant sex choke bruise on my neck. Being kinky is hard.
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
I'm sitting naked on my bathroom floor and it remind me of us.
That's my way of saying I miss you
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