There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
were with a gay guy with a minnesota accent. think about how funny that sounds.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
Police were closing down the bar due to gunfight and I was crying because they wouldn't let me finish putting temporary shamrock tats on my boobs
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
I dunno. The only plans I have for sure after finals are smoking a bowl and eating a 5 pound gummy bear. btw I bought a 5 pound gummy bear
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I had a dream that I was smoking rasberries out of a bong. THEY WEREN'T EVEN DRIED...
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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