I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I got fucking wesley sniped last night by that power hoe. How'd it end up on your end? Did you canoodle the stripper enough for her to agree to go to formal?
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
man, work is way more interesting with these acid flashbacks.
Apparently she held up my head the entire 40 minutes, convincing the cab driver that I was okay
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
rollerskate sex sounded like a good idea...
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Got out of the uber to projectile vomit in the McDonald's drive thru. Gonna take a break from the Cuervo for a while.
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
Randomize
