Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
It's like I paid NJ Transit $33 to suck his dick and go home. Fuck that.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
He was taking the condom off and he turns to me and says, "You know how snakes can shed their skin?"
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
Stumbled out of my bed this morning into the bathroom at 8 am still drunk, obviously. The Mormon on my floor was in the bathroom. I could practically hear her doing hail marys for me.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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