FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
you insisted on breathalizing me with a inhaler.
she was licking his armpits.
asian porn is just fucking weird. End of story.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Nothing brings people closer than bonding over tequila shots and running from campus security.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
I got hella high today and freaked out about life and interest rates
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
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