I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
Gave the kid in the wheelchair at the bus stop a beer and proceede to lift him on the bus. porch drinking brings out the best in everyone
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
I cannot believe this. A potential 2016 Olympiad wants my vag. To which I respond "GO FOR THE GOLD"
you have to be that girl in the audience holding up the sign that says i fucked the shit out of you
sorry for laughing and taking pictures while you were having an asthma attack on st. patricks day
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
If you get home and there is an older woman there, its my mom. She wants to come and see the place after work. Just an FYI. Not the older sluts I bang.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Hey bro are you still alive??? I'm sure you are wondering how you ended up laying on the floor at the foot of your bed and why there is a wheelchair by your door....
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
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