Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
You're doing that 'overestimating how much I care' thing again.
I swear to god there was like a 2-second timespan in which he went from laughing to coughing, hiccuping, and subsequently projectile vomiting into the grass. There is literally a line in the grass, about 2 yards long, of his puke. It was more impressive than disgusting to be honest. And then he just shrugged and said "I have no idea where that came from."
Well, after emptying the contents of my stomach into a fucking rose bush, the only things moving through my digestive system are pills, coffee, and my own lip gloss. If that gives you any idea what kind of a day I'm having.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
Listen, you can either give me drugs or an orgasm. You decide.
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
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