I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
I just put fruit snacks in my sangria instead of real fruit. Its like freshman year all over again..
We couldn't afford sangria freshman year. We're lucky we had fruit snacks..
This guy smells like mr Rogers puppets and I don't know how to deal with it
Boobs are out for the taking
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
My mom found me this morning passed out, face down on my dinning room floor
That must have been one awkward situation haha
Well I woke up in my bed.... I don't remember her finding me
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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