he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
its official now. im not pissing on secret service cars with a senators inside anymore.
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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