people would bow to what i just did to her vagina
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Needing to keep one leg on the floor during sex so you dont spin should qualify for some kind of drunk award.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I made a Russian puke. I outdrank a Russian. I am unstoppable.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
I need a burrito and a hug.
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
While we were doing it he looked up at me and said "Does your husband fuck you this good?" Talk about a mood killer....
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