the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Listen, everyone has a price and mine is free taco bell.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
We walked in and someone handed her an unopened bottle of jack with her name on it. She's like a drunken celebrity.
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
If I had your ass I would rule the world
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
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