just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
you kept lying down on the floor at the bar just to prove you could get back up
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Tonight that bitch will not be with him. You will drunkingly talk him out of this wedding. It is your duty as the one with the least amount of soul. Good luck.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
I literally just fucked insane clown pussy. 24 yo nut job moonlights at children's parties. Gave me head while still in full clown makeup from my kid's birthday party.
Like I feel like I use my high IQ for the wrong things
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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