Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I've been crying in my room listening to Billy Joel for 2 hours. Thank God Four Loko was banned.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
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