At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
She told me I was lying in front of her toilet for an hour saying "lasers."
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
I'm beginning to think the entirety of my appeal is due to the size of my ass.
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
My phone has started autocorrecting "monogamy" to "monogamish"
Talked a police officer into driving us the 1/2 mile home from the bars because we didn't want to walk. I never knew the back of cop Cars had plastic seats.
shots, cocks, socks. bingo
He took off all my clothes, fingered me, than said "would you be more comfortable if I was naked too?"
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