went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Woke up wearing just a scarf, the holidays are definetly here
EMERGENCY: IS A KAREOKE RICKROLL ACCEPTABLE IN THE YEAR 2011?
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
The fire department told the police that I was inside the burning building trying to pee in the rest of the electrical Outlets. Booyaka.
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
The hot streak continues..if life was NBA jams i would be "on fire" right now
I feel like I hate him but his dick too bomb to hate completely
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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