the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
My grandma just told me that she sharted, no I am not having fun in El Paso.
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
I found his backpack for the weekend. All it had was ping pong balls, mardi gras beads, and Tums.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
Can't you just imagine you've grudge fucked me so we can get past this?
why are there 3 differently sized panties on our kitchen counter?
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
Blow Jobs and the Patriots Playing I think I’m going to marry her
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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