so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
I got drunk and applied for two credit cards last night. About to find out if anyone in this world is still dumb enough to give me credit.
It's like playing clue with my own life. I have to piece together what I did, where I was, how I did it, and who I did it to
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Random memory from the wedding, the bartender showed us how to open the windows and piss out of them.
Also, as my manager i'm going to put you in charge of making sure i don't drown.
Not even joking, someone broke into the house to watch porn. The cops are on the way.
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
I just do things that aren't classy the classy way.
You told everybody that you were a dragon and then projectile vomited all over the kitchen.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
Randomize
