I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
you drank a bottle of vodka and then while throwing up in my toilet you kept reminding me our hs reunion was in 2 yrs and it was time to start getting thin again anyway
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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