? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just woke up and found a naked man on my floor. Looks like Dad had a wild night of strip poker
there was a trapeze. enough said
You ruined his night from a different state? Impressive.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
is there a legit reason for the weird voicemail I got at 2:14am?all I could make out was 'help me' 'two hours' and 'toilet butt'. wtf did u drink.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
Like real life can suck my metaphorical dick right now.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
U dont jog and buy condoms n bulk
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
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