I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
If you haven't gone to the store yet. Can you PLEASE get me some clippers my balls will thank you later
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
i now understand why vodka
At first it will make you think "how is this physically possible?" and then it will ruin an entire food group for you.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
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