he shaved USA in his pubs
then she made me sanitize my hands before fingering her...i may have found my soulmate
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
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