Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I left a bag of circus animal cookies in my car all day. they melted together into on giant cookie. this could either be the best or worst thing ever
did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
i took an adderall last night to write a paper. i ended up watching 7 hours of roseanne and couldn't look away
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
One sec I was having the time of my life, the next I was shitting water
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