It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
He dumped me and I don't wanna fuck his best friend for revenge. Is this what maturity feels like?
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
WTF DUDE?
Stay calm. I'm sure there's a heterosexual explanation for this
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
What I've learned from glowsticks: glowing things are not safe to eat
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
There is a guy down by the river wearing a zebra print speedo and a sombrero, with a beer in each hand, screaming "This is America bitches!"
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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