Everyone who hates Dane Cook is an overweight ,unwanted, unintelligent, unattractive, shit eater, piss drinker, titty flicker, cock fucker, udder sucker, bovine mother fuckerr! Ahah god that felt good :p
old dane cook was hilarious. his new stuff is unispired drivel.
listen to 'harmful if swallowed' monopoly, kool-aid, slip & slide...all gold.
and no, before you go insulting me for being an idiot...i'm not. probably smarter than you, if truth be told. so everyone drink a big glass of calm down juice and chill. life is too short to hate trivial things that much.
Love this. So true. Even when he was relevant he still wasn't funny. And for all the people hating on the OP have u fucking seen employee of the month. He was in a Jessica Simpson movie. Enough said.
i love when people bash dane...its usually men who do it...and they are usually fat, ugly douchebags with absolutely no sense of humor...and they know they will never...ever...be half as hilarious as dane cook. if he is not funny..then why the hell are his ratings through the fucking roof. smoke a bowl, and listen to him for an hour...and if you dont laugh your ass off...kill yourself.
I'm a Dane Cook hater from way back. I watched one of his Tourgasm episodes (a name only a 10 year old would find funny, by the way), because I'd heard he was funny but wasn't familar with his material. After about half an hour I looked at my girlfriend and said "have you thought even one thing he's said was even mildly amusing?" She said No. I said me neither. And we turned it off.
Not funny. Not ever.
I hate Dane cook. And I'm not fat. Actually I'm a boxer. I simply think that he is not funny. He is the typical acne scarred frat boy douche that thinks he is funny.
Funny thing about Dane cook is he wears more make up than my girlfriend. I got to meet him at an event in Chicago and yeah, acne scars like no tomorrow.
he's a worthless asshole who just runs around screaming and doing karate moves. he's like lil wayne; they're both great if you dont like to think about what youre listening to.
he's a worthless asshole who just runs around screaming and dong karate moves. hes like lil wayne; theyre both great if you don't actually listen to whats being said
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