I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
Also I legit had a girl at my bar crying tonight saying to her friend "why did he have to take his top off ?"
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Made my roommate send me tit pics so I could send them to someone because I didn't want to move.
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
One of my pillows is missing but it's cool because there is a beef stick.
That was a beautiful concert to sleep through ...
I know - Don't let me take drugs from strangers anymore
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