Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Apparently I think casual Friday means I can show up unshaven in yesterday's clothes and reeking of booze.
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
you have no idea the dirty thing i want to do to your blad spot. please wear my vagina as a hat.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
btw you left your chapstick on the nightstand and bruises on my body...
gifts from me to you. you're welcome.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
But once you are just right and I work my tongue in the right spots and hot wax your balls and inner thighs. I will have you right where I want you.
Who is this?
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