He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
I just walked through a room full of deaf people and farted i love deaf people
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I gained confidence after I found out she was a lesbian. At least that way I could flirt with her and convince her to buy me taco bell after the bar
I mostly enjoyed dancing with him because his boner was scratching my bug bites.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Living in the dorms has served one purpose and one purpose only for me: to teach me that pooping in public bathrooms is okay and that I can do it
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
From now on he's gonna have to shave first. It feels like I got eaten out by a chainsaw!
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
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