I keep getting texted pictures of my husband with other men. I can't figure out if he wants a divorce or a threesome?
I think you blew our chances when you yelled "YOU SLUTS COMING TO THE TITTIE BAR?" in their face
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Hypothetically, if a stripper with braces bites you on the cleavage and it leaves an open wound, do you need a tetanus shot?
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I feel like drug tests are a little less "random" when you are employed by your father.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
Found a pic on my phone from last night. You're drunk. Arm wrestling some guy. In the bar bathroom. At a baby changing station. It's my new wallpaper.
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
Randomize
