You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
week 6 of class: i have yet to go to spanish sober. i love being THAT girl.
after he handcuffed me and put me in the back seat, "Mrs. Officer" started playing, I thought maybe this could be my escape
I love having hate sex.
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
She threw up on me during morning sex and now Im pretty sure I just saw a woman die at 7-eleven. This is way too much for a Monday morning
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
Hey, you remember years ago when you told me you would give me a kidney?
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
im gonna miss him. and by him, i mean his dick
If she didn't have scissors in her hand I would have motor boated the fuck out of her when she was done cutting my hair.
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