i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
definitely just forgot to put car in park in front of a police officer and ran into a bush.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
tanning, a slurpee, and a cigarette. spa day college edition
So, I'm about to take my pants off in the Walmart parking lot, when am old lady parks next to me. I'm all the way in the back next to the semis. What the hell?
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
Some male strippers are here, I threw pancakes at them. It's ok
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
There's something sensual about taking off a pair of socks.
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