i'm signing you up for texting rehab
i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
Looks better than the half a blow job I got the other night which I had to finish myself. From a chick I refer to simply as "mom jeans".
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
Why is there multiple peanut butter and toasts stuck to the fridge door?
Have you ever been so drunk you pass out in the cab and everyone goes inside and forgets about you? I have
I hate being on my period . Did you know that by the time I'm 30 I would've wasted 1,176 days of my life I could've had sex but couldn't bc I was on my period.
Why is there a mildly painful bruise on my back?
You slipped off the sink last night.
Why was I on the sink......?
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