Joe is yelling at the trees again.
i told my doctor i had 3 partners and one unprotected.. shes a cute little indian lady i couldnt break her heart
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
sorry I blacked out our whole relationship
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
He looked so uninterested when the stripper was slapping him. Now his roommates are harassing me about how crazy our sex must be.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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