this may or may not be the weed talking, but this is by far the best tasting toothpaste i've ever had
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
I feel the need to send all my exes pictures of penises larger than theirs. Because they all must suffer.
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Consider yourself lucky. If I ever run into my ex, all I'll be able to think is, "I let you pee on me and lead me around on a leash."
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
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