Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
Their flight hasn't even left yet and the 'buy food to keep yourself alive' budget is gone on tequila.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
he literaly had a hockey helmet on and was swan diving off the couch onto the coffee table.
Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
In my defense, I haven't stolen anyone's clothes yet.
Yeah, that's a plus.
Don't know how your birthday has been, but mine has involved Hershey's syrup and a blowie. It's safe to say you're playing catch up.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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